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Kim1078
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PostSubject: Share your Jokes   Wed 22 Jul 2009, 2:29 am

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Share. Laugh. Enjoy. ;D



| Any Jokes are welcome. (:
| As long as they're NOT really filthy. Like over the limit.
| Racism will not be tolerated here.
| Feel free to share anything with the clan :]






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PostSubject: Re: Share your Jokes   Wed 22 Jul 2009, 2:32 am

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" The following content may not be suitable for some audience.
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click the RETURN button on your top-left screen. "


The Creation of a Pussy

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.


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PostSubject: Re: Share your Jokes   Wed 22 Jul 2009, 3:23 am

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Tell me if this is a bit too dirty.
I'll take it off.










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K i M m Y


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PostSubject: Re: Share your Jokes   Wed 22 Jul 2009, 3:40 am

ROFLMFAO WTF

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PostSubject: Re: Share your Jokes   Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:25 pm

wtf kimmyy lol! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Share your Jokes   Wed 22 Jul 2009, 7:54 pm

i thought u said not to make them filthy Neutral Neutral Neutral Neutral Neutral Neutral Neutral Neutral
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PostSubject: Re: Share your Jokes   Wed 22 Jul 2009, 7:56 pm

if thats how pussy is formed how are babbies formed ? O_O lmao!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Share your Jokes   Mon 03 Aug 2009, 11:24 pm

I'm offended. :/

That joke was absolutely disgusting..



BUT Freaking hilarious xD

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" [/b][b]
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PostSubject: Re: Share your Jokes   Tue 04 Aug 2009, 1:53 pm

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ROFLMFAO !
I remember that one, Beckay. XDD
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PostSubject: Re: Share your Jokes   Tue 04 Aug 2009, 4:35 pm

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" The following content may not be suitable for some audience.
Only the age of 13+ may go ahead and continue on. If you have any discomfort and such,
click the RETURN button on your top-left screen. "


A Girls First Time


| As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be | |swayed as he approaches you.

| He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his ||finger has found the right place.

| He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

| He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done many times before.

| His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead || and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses | |closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle |of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears |but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now| too numb to feel him within you.

| After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have | it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet | | most rewarding experience.

| You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.


| Naughty, Naughty!

| Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?


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PostSubject: Re: Share your Jokes   Tue 04 Aug 2009, 7:57 pm

xD Kimmehh you're funneh<3
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